ASHEVILLE CRYPTIDS

At least twelve times a year, the Asheville Police Department gets a call about a "strange monster beast" from drivers on Old Toll Road.  Descriptions vary from the monster standing four feet tall to seven feet tall, and from having long, red fur to thick, coarse black hair.  Mitchell Larsons, who lives on Old Toll Road, claims to have seen the monster no fewer than five times, once having had his vehicle trampled over by the beast while cruising at a cool five mph.  He describes the monster as a "family friend" and as Asheville's only real "werewolf".